Mars bar!
The greatest scientific discovery of all time and I made it.
Being the first human on Mars was amazing but this was just legendary. Who
would off thought one square of chocolate with a fingerprint on could change
the world of course like this? Not me that’s for sure. It wasn’t my fault.
Besides, the army will deal with the ships. When we took that chocolate we had
already scoured the planet surface for something, anything that would prove
their existence and then, a mere foot from our glassy craft, sat one block of
choclate. Aliens!


